Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024

double richardson

a combination of a Cleveland steamer and a rusty trombone but with a large drink straw involved, mostly used among goths

That girl is a total sled dog, she gave that dude a double richardson.

by Temm Ahab July 8, 2009

Double Cump Back Whale

When two Bros DP a {Hump Back Whale} and during her ass arch, they projectile ejaculate up and over that phatt ass onto her back while moaning like a whale

So after we slayed in the rink, Riley and I gave this phatttt bitch a Double Cump back whale, and let's just say we had to use a lot of paper after that one.

by Hweems July 9, 2020

double-cannot

When you cannot do something twice

When you cannot do something twice, it needs to be the SAME thing like: I double-cannot do something explosive in my house because it will destroy my house!!!

by ...a...b...c...d...e...f...g December 29, 2021

blast double

A term used in wrestling, when a double leg is hit extremely hard.

you fucking commie bastard, i'm gonna blast double the shit out of you.

by hk2k17 January 27, 2017

Double Dipping

The act of inserting your penis into the vagina, then into the butthole, and back into the vagina thus causing major sexually transmitted diseases.

Dude, you should have seen it last night. I was Double Dipping in Nick's mom so hard last night! I hope she doesn't catch anything.

by fetusandbars April 10, 2015

Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018