Your Dog Is Dead

It’s Is Better than No You And Your Cat Has Diabetes

Your gay
“No you
Your cat had diabetes
“Well your dog is dead

by SukMehBigPeen April 29, 2019

Hot Dog Flu

When you eat too many hot dogs late at night and so you wake up feeling like you have the stomach flu.

Guy 1: “I think I have the stomach flu.”
Guy 2: “No, you ate too many hot dogs last night, I think it’s just hot dog flu.”

by PS1Hagrid September 9, 2019

prairie dog kiss

An act performed between two people, each participant will face away from one another, bend at the waist, de-pant, push out just the tip of a turd (prairie dog), touch tips of said turds (kiss), retract turds, and pull pants into place.

After losing in beer pong the partners had to prairie dog kiss as punishment for the loss.

by Tjerksmeets January 9, 2018

Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks

Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!

by Oz Troll January 13, 2018

Hot dog shuffle

The act of sliding a penis across the vulva without vaginal penetration.

Bro: Did you guys bang?
Bro 2: No, we just did the ol' hot dog shuffle.

by Dohhconnor September 20, 2017

Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

big dog breeding

'Big Dog Breeding' is when two rather large homosexuals engage in anal activities. Usually the bark and grunt during the act.

Here bro... fancy getting into some big dog breeding tonight?

Yeah man... I'll hit the gym first so that I have a sweet pump on for it!

by Itsjustcraig November 6, 2017