When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.
Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.
by SemanticRealist August 7, 2017
Get the Give the baby the iPadmug. by Buttanutt April 23, 2020
Get the DEADBEAT BABY DADmug. A human baby conceived as a result of the semen ejaculated onto a woman's body after hand job, most often used in the context of a shower handy where gravity causes the sperm to "drip down" into the woman's nether regions.
Swole Bro 1: Did you hear Mandy got pregnant?
Swole Bro 2: Yeah bro, Brock told me it was a drip down baby.
Swole Bro 1: No way brah! He's got some strong swimmers
Swole Bro 2: Yeah bro, Brock told me it was a drip down baby.
Swole Bro 1: No way brah! He's got some strong swimmers
by branch9000 August 15, 2016
Get the drip down babymug. Her baby daddy was lying to her, so I let her know. I'd want to know if I was in her shoes. Thats just baby momma code.
by Animal in April 11, 2020
Get the Baby Momma Codemug. a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.
The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
by tylr83 April 13, 2011
Get the pre-baby puppymug. Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013
Get the Baby Fist Dickmug. by Emo baby clays mother February 19, 2022
Get the Emo baby claymug.