boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

boxcum

To cum inside a female's box during unprotected sex.

Jack, did you use a condom last night with Sally?

Nah, she let me boxcum inside her pussy. Says she loves the smooth feel of a bare dick.

by LoMy September 25, 2017

boxcumming

Cumming inside a pussy during unprotected sex

Jason, why don't you like to use rubbers?

Because I **LOVE** boxcumming!!!

by LoMy September 25, 2017

boxripper

Boxripper: one who’s manhood is sufficiently endowed enough that when repeatedly inserted into a vagina, the said vagina can become ripped.

When I was born the doctor took one look at my junk and said, “ this one’s gonna be a boxripper.”

by Bstew November 1, 2017

Boxpocalypse

The feeling of dread one experiences after moving, and seeing endless boxes to empty and then clean up.

When large shipped items arrive and you cannot move or live in your space due to excessive cardboard everywhere.

"I thought I was done, then the moving van unloaded 30 smaller boxes into the kitchen. It's boxpocalypse."

by clevermistakes November 11, 2017

boxpiece

The way heroin is sold in prison. Small amount of heroin folded in a piece of paper into a little box.

Yo who got any boxpieces for sale.

by Werd6y6 December 31, 2017

Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.

That girl over there is a boxer funeral!

by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018