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friends

A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.
person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.
by madaki15 January 22, 2020
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Let’s just be friends

The words that your crush says to u when u say u like them then in their head they’re going: ‘ Shit. I don’t like like them. How do I tell them?*Looks on urbandictionary.com* oh ok,’. A.K.A The death of you ESPECIALLY if you said it in front of other people.
Dude-ess: I love you.
Dude’s Head: Damn it I don’t like them
Dude: Let’s just be friends...
by Numnumcookie1234yeet January 24, 2020
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Friends

Friends are amazing people who will always have your back. They look out for you and make sure that you are always ok. They laugh at you if you have done something stupid and make fun of you but at the end of the day you couldn’t survive without them.
I love my friends they are so supportive of me
by Anna_kaori January 27, 2020
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Pimp friends

When two or more pimps establish a comradery by testing the local pizza guy's loyalty to his customers as an initiation for their friendship.
"That guy Jon was really cool"

"I know, we became pimp friends last week"
by Solo-jones January 29, 2020
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best friend

you dont need one and they are a waste of time
i hate my best friends they never are there for me
by pausegamestrong February 3, 2020
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Friend

Someone you can occasionally dry hump even tho y’all not together cause y’all are friends
Aye FRIEND you coming over today?
by bigfocker2003 February 3, 2020
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Courtesy friend

Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.
Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.
by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020
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