Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.

I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.

by Impala_067 February 16, 2021

Fart Cherry

When you rub a cherry on your gooch and then offer it to a friend.

I offers my girlfriend a fart cherry, only to explain after what it was.

by Woke and Stuff August 22, 2019

fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

Unicorn butt fart

Mmmmmmmmmm

*dies in cod* UniCOrN bUTt fART

by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022

Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022

fart in the middle of class

The most embarrassing thing

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level

Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally

by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024