what the phil

What the Phil is a term commonly used in the Midwest. Could be said confused, sad, excited, or angry.

Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.

mom: Son.. We're putting you up for adoption.

son: what the Phil!!!!!!

by Midwest_Slangs February 3, 2024

What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

What the hell are you doing?

I'm taking a piss
Ok but why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.

Time to take a piss pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What the hell are you doing?

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

what up

What Up is a phrase commonly used by Barney Stinson, usually heard at the end of a comically appropriate sexual comment, often accompanied by a high five. Its style varies from time to time as do most of Barney's catchphrases, being either high-pitched or low-pitched, oddly pronounced or even not verbally said.

Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies, what up!

by hakunama tata July 21, 2019

what up ninja

A youtube channle made by a stoner for stoners

"Yo you see that new what up ninja video that stoner is crazyyy"

by Big daddy665 July 20, 2021

What's the size of an electron

I guess that's a good way of saying there isn't actually a way to do something right?

Hym "So they were asked 'What's the size of an electron?' And I guess the guy was saying it's not like a size thing but it's a 'field' or something. But whatever, what you are doing is worse than what I'm doing so what I'm going to do crank it up another order of magnitude if you don't stop, let it go, and leave me alone with the preceeds of my own labor."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025