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Porch monkey 

A black man
Come and fight me you stupid porch monkey

Porch Monkey 

Let’s lynch that porch monkey.
Porch Monkey by Lyncher666 December 13, 2017

skunk monkey 

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!
(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
skunk monkey by Denhamj February 24, 2018

Trench monkey

Puertoricans born christian, uncircumsized. Works blue collar job.
Trench monkey by SavageCrawdad September 28, 2019

Finger Monkey 

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.
I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!
Finger Monkey by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020