Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid to trust them again; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way; In Other words: Sadly mistaken.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

If you think that I'm going to allow you to back into my home after you called the police on me for disciplining you behind your phone misuse, you got life fucked up.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023

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Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.

He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.

by SiL3Nt J September 09, 2023

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Life during Worttime

Wort is the liquid extracted from the mashing process during the of brewing beer.
'Life during Worttime' speaks to the misadventures in beer life (drinking bad beer, spilling your beer on yourself or others, bad judgement while imbibing or in the aftermath of, etc).

You: Got a little banged up last night. After I left last night, I managed to lose my keys, wallet, & coat (again).
Me: Life during Worttime, yo.

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portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

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