A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
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Young guys who act idiots doing stupid things often still virgins
A young guy often describing himself as being stupid n horny
Young guys who act idiots doing stupid things often still virgins
A young guy often describing himself as being stupid n horny
That guy over there showing off to that young girl is young dumb full of cum.
I'm young dumb and full of cum
I'm young dumb and full of cum
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Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.
I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!
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Double Cum Bubble Prod is when you mold your pre-cum into two separate bubbles on the tip of you cock than you push you dick against her cunt, but you do NOT penetrate.
If you keep prodding repeatedly and you will always cum last :D
The reason its so powerful is because the girl will prepare to be penetrated but it wont come. If you keep doing it she will keep preparing and keep going and going. This is extremely exhausting for her and the technique is primarily used to weaken her so you can be better in bed
However it was banned because the consequence can be dire. Continued usage can cause serious damage to her ass and may eventually cause severe sex problems in the next 16 years.
It can also be used to punish her and shit thats why it was banned
But besides that its a sick way to get that shit pumped, baby
Double Cum Bubble Prod is when you mold your pre-cum into two separate bubbles on the tip of you cock than you push you dick against her cunt, but you do NOT penetrate.
If you keep prodding repeatedly and you will always cum last :D
The reason its so powerful is because the girl will prepare to be penetrated but it wont come. If you keep doing it she will keep preparing and keep going and going. This is extremely exhausting for her and the technique is primarily used to weaken her so you can be better in bed
However it was banned because the consequence can be dire. Continued usage can cause serious damage to her ass and may eventually cause severe sex problems in the next 16 years.
It can also be used to punish her and shit thats why it was banned
But besides that its a sick way to get that shit pumped, baby
DUDE 1: Bro one of my mentors taught me how to do the Double Cum Bubble Prod man
she was like -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O
DUDE 2: Dude thats not cool she was probably hurt man
DUDE 1: Nah Im just pumping that shit homie
she was like -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O
DUDE 2: Dude thats not cool she was probably hurt man
DUDE 1: Nah Im just pumping that shit homie
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Get the bloody cum fart mug.The act of jizzing in ones hand and then using the cum to beat off your friends cock. Usually the person is gay or your just both really horny.
Nick D.: I am horny but i have no girl friend.
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)
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