Cum

why do you fucking waste your precious time in writing smut and posting it here as a definition.

someone looking up cum: why am i cumming?
me: well its because you are being horny by looking at the smut people have written here
now go... uhh not be horny, yeah.

by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 April 20, 2022

Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 7, 2021

cum-pressor

A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.

Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.

by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009

Cum

milk

yeah, it's just cum, it's milk ,ykw i mean?

by funny cube guy February 26, 2024

cum

what you do when yo dick feel nice and hard

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by dumb ass fuck December 15, 2021

Cum slut

A girl or woman who loves sperm. A connoisseur of cum. One who is fascinated by the rhythmic expulsion of cum from a cock, by its gelatinous texture, the feel of it on her tongue, its smell, and its taste. A female who is fascinated by the power of cum to impregnate. One who loves to receive large volumes of sperm inside her from any source. Or someone named Lexie woods.

This hoe is a “cum slut”. No one loves her because she’s a ugly slut with cum on her face

by Bigppai June 2, 2022

child cum

You probably love children so much.Great opportunity to become a star and change your skin color.

Michael Jackson loved child cum

by Lil dick nicky February 1, 2022