cowboy cheese

Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.

Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.

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afterschool cheese snack

A piece of Kraft Singles on a papwr plate, microwaved for 30 seconds and eaten like a pancake.

"Wanna have an afterschool cheese snack? I can get the cheese."

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A word used when something is complete shit. When someone is completely dumb and act like shit or do something shitty you say complete cheese

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The Cottage Cheese Dirty Grossness Found Inside and/or Between a Large/Fat Person's Hefty Rolls.

Lots of Pup Cheese Oozed from Under the Woman's Back Rolls as She Tried to Squeeze Herself into that Bikini!

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Another word for cocaine, originated from the common practice of doing lines of cocaine off the lines of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Anyone up for some grilled cheese?

Or
Grilled cheese, on ya knees.
Or
Get on your knees and take a grilled cheese.

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Damn! I got that Chicago cheese on my shirt!

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The act of beating masturbating in a restaurant bathroom and finish before your food is ready

Jonny pulled off the perfect Philly cheese steak at Applebee's last night

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