Baby Show Fan

A butthurt 13 year old manchild on YouTube and deviant art who cry over opinions

Baby Show Fan: I like baby shows!
Me: I’m not a big fan of them
Baby Show Fan: how dare you hate baby shows they are good for you,

by hatred makesmefeelbetter February 25, 2022

Lil' Babi Boi

When someone is shorter than you and is mad, you enrage them more by calling them this.

Short Pleb: "I hate how tall you are"
Tall Chad: "OK, Lil' Babi Boi."
Short Pleb: "AHHHHHH"

by Iridosiclitus May 2, 2021

Baby Wipe Whore

Those girls who come over for the "rodeo," then clean themselves up with baby wipes and leave immediately after.
Isn't necessarily a bad thing; could also apply to guys.

God, I love baby wipe whores. They just clean up and go home.
I thought she was a relationship girl. I guess she's just a baby wipe whore.

by PG13 August 19, 2013

belly button babies

A term used to describe a method of contraceptive that prevents actual babies from being produced.

Also used to refer to a kid masturbating and having the ejaculation land in their belly button.

Jeremy was in his room making belly button babies.

Don't be a dummy, cum on here tummy.

by daanvice April 8, 2015

DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.

My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.

by Buttanutt April 23, 2020

drip down baby

A human baby conceived as a result of the semen ejaculated onto a woman's body after hand job, most often used in the context of a shower handy where gravity causes the sperm to "drip down" into the woman's nether regions.

Swole Bro 1: Did you hear Mandy got pregnant?
Swole Bro 2: Yeah bro, Brock told me it was a drip down baby.
Swole Bro 1: No way brah! He's got some strong swimmers

by branch9000 August 15, 2016

Give the baby the iPad

When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.

Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.

by SemanticRealist August 7, 2017