ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022

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Ur mom is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes

by Geezsheesh May 20, 2021

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A insult/comeback that makes you instantly win an argument.

Guy A: ur mom
Guy B: Dude, using such a cringe, overused, lazy, lame insult that doesn't make me cry? How pathetic, I don't even have a mom. If I did, I still wouldn't be mad or sad. So say all the "ur mom"s you wanna say, I won't give a goddamn shit.

by tiky January 10, 2022

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Anyone who says this... I mean, idk what to say. Just make sure you stay away from them, they could be a dangerous Year 7 undercover ready to bite your toes off.

Me: Hey, what you doing today?
Undercover Year 7: ur mom
Everyone around him (also Year 7): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who has friends and a father that actually has a sense of humor: 😂😂😂😐😐😐

by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 09, 2021

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This is a phrase that if anyone says... Well idk what to say but. Make sure you stay away from them as they could be an undercover year 7, ready to attack (if they can even land a punch).

Me: What r u doing today?
Year 7: ur mom;
Every Year 7 around him: 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Everyone with friends and a father that actually have a sense of humor: 😐

by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 09, 2021

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