u mom gay

it's when u accuse a person to have a gay mom

u mom gay you little kiddo

by funny stuff u nab December 2, 2019

Mom's Spaghetti

When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.

Jim: Did you fuck her?

Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.

by DictionaryDick123 July 9, 2021

Mom-gasm

When as a mother you walk into a room and see a chore was done without asking anyone to do it.

Sally walked into the kitchen and had a Mom-gasm because her husband had done the dishes without being asked.

by Sailormouthsarah January 22, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur Mom...A comeback for anything

Person 1: What are u doing?
Person 2: Ur Mom

by urmom09' October 13, 2022

Your Mom

A response to stuff you do not want to answer.
A mean way to say maybe.

Perso 1:“How often do you wash your underwear?“

Person 2:“Your Mom!“

by NigelBillingsley January 20, 2023

Ur Mom

The Best Come Back Ever

Greg- Hey man wanna hang?

Phill- Naw man I wanna hang with ur mom

by URMOMISGAY.COM February 1, 2022

mom

Mom- a mom is someone who cares- slaps the shit out of you for not doing the dishes.

Mom STOP!!

by hara$ March 31, 2021