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Just friends 

The two lamest words to have ever been put together,normally between a girl and a boy who are good friends,i advise you NOT tell someone you like them if they have been your friend for a while,because you will probally feel like utter shit afterwards.
dude-we been friends for a while,and i have to tell you i like you as more of a friend
girl-sorry,dont like you like that,just friends?
dude-*kills self*
Just friends by Iamdude August 31, 2010

Fried Dynamite

A television programming block capable of bringing any cable network it's being broadcast on (e.g. Cartoon Network) into complete ruin.
"I'm never watching Cartoon Network ever again; they just replaced that great Fridays block with Fried Dynamite."

Friendship Graveyard

The state of being "friends" with a woman that you are physically attracted to.

The place where men go while waiting for a woman friend to accept them as a partner, lover, boyfriend or husband.
I am in love with your sister, but she does not know it. She told me she would rather be friends. I agreed. So for now, I am stuck in the friendship graveyard.

Special Fried Rice 

A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.

The male version of bluewaffle disease.
"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"
Special Fried Rice by Biomech April 4, 2010

fuck friends 

n. When two people have a friendship involving casual intimate encounters usually of a sexual nature. Typically, the pair have regular romps without any heavy strings attached. The two people scrump and hump without obligation to be more than casual intimate friends.
My fuck friend is uncanny. He is the bomb and I love it when he explodes in my pussy.
fuck friends by Barry Flomar January 17, 2004

Friendsgiving 

A holiday for people who resent their real family.
"Let's celebrate Friendsgiving with the people we wish were our real family."
Friendsgiving by TheRealMaestro January 31, 2016