elf cum 

A slang term for eggnog, popularized by Dave Attell.

Dude I went to my grandmother's christmas party and drank a gallon of elf cum.

I didn't get drunk but I did gain three pounds.

elf cum by flem78 November 26, 2013

adams cum 

sweet & delicious.
tastes like grapefruit.

wow, that tastes good, yeah, must me adams cum.

adams cum by woemanlookout May 27, 2014

Sink cum 

An excretion, a powerful excretion.

Boy: mom, I had a great time at timmy’s house today.
Mom: what did you guys do?
Boy: we took part in the ritual of sink cum.

Sink cum by Bumpus December 15, 2019

Rat cum genetics

Rat cum genetics is a rising insult word often used between friends in a jokingly way. It originated from the game Overwatch and spread suprisingly fast. It describes that you have rat genetics, therefore calling you a rodent.

Person 1: You are such an annoyance!
Person 2: Well you have rat cum genetics!!
Person 1: Bro...

Rat cum genetics by Alicrocer March 26, 2020

national cum in girlfriend day 

on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend

“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day”
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now”

national cum in girlfriend day by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

three holed cum catcher 

used to describe a woman who loves sex or maybe a whore.

my girlfriend dumped me but it's ok she was just a three holed cum catcher anyway.

three holed cum catcher by badgerlicker April 15, 2009

Thirsty Cum Sluts 

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

Thirsty Cum Sluts by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008