Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025

Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.

Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.

by Bigdaddykay April 12, 2025

The Brown Waterslide

The act of peeing in ones butt as they are pooping.

She let me try anal last night and we went down the brown waterslide

by kingofnapzzz May 7, 2025

Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.

BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned

by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018

brown eye motorboat

When a man sits on a girl's face and farts on her boobs

I brown eye motorboated my wife last night.

by Dud9996 February 24, 2022

Brown loggin’

The fanciful art of one person defecating into another persons rectum. And passing said fecal matter back and forth between each other.

My wife said our sex life was boring so as a suggestion she recommended brown loggin’ instead of our usual Cleveland steamer.

by Lumber_snac22 November 14, 2022

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 18, 2022