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cock sock

A warm and cozy place to insert your penis. It may also be used to describe someone used for sexual insertion.
Everyone that had slept with Emily said she was one of the best cock socks they had ever experienced.
by MJHARDY January 11, 2009
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Cock Breath

Someone saying as if you have been sucking penis
Mr. #1. Dude, have you been sucking cock?
Mr. #2. Dude what a cock breath!
Mr. #3. :-)
by Stec September 24, 2003
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cock chaos

when a group of terrosists wear overcoats with erection while bombing a important U.S. building. Sometimes involving rape.
CNN: Today George W. was raped by 50 middle eastern terrosist during a bomb threat at the white house, it was cock chaos
by Carnal Asshole Maneuver June 11, 2009
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cock pushing

when a guy shoves stuff down his bell end, until it is big enough to fit another man's cock down it. He would start off with smaller objects (like a nail or screwdriver) until he's ready for the big game.
cock pushing is wrong, just plain wrong, unless your drunk...then it's fun
by lemonboy September 30, 2006
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shy cocks

the phenomenon of cock looking shyly around corners.
Look around that corner, it's a pair of shy cocks!
by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007
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karate cock

In martial arts, a person with an extremely large amount of agility, strength, flexibility, or speed, but generally lacking in both humility and the ability to actually fight; often mistakes point sparring for actual combat. Will rationalize any shortcomings or losses instead of acknowledging them with humility and the desire to improve. Frequently a practicioner of Tae Kwon Do, which is a style plagued by karate cocks. Will often badmouth instructors that don't recognize their obvious superiority over other, normal students.

If somebody seems to be extremely eager to inform you about what an AWESOME martial artist they are, chances are they are a karate cock.
1. "He wouldn't stop talking about how great his old schools were, but when we actually got to sparring he took one hit and wanted to stop. He's just a karate cock."

2. Karatecock: "I'm 12th Degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do, I have a room full of trophies from point sparring, I can do a backflip, and I don't need to practice grappling because I'm too good to worry about tripping or being taken down. Nobody can beat me up. And I'm only 17."

3. "After we were done sparring, he was telling me how he would have won if he hadn't been off-balance from his hand and foot pads- he never considered that I was wearing the exact same gear that he was. He's such a karatecock."

4. Karatecock: "I don't need to actually learn to fight if I can do my high kick well enough, right? It's not like people will duck, or anything, or just take the hit and throw me to the ground anyway."

5. The tae kwon do guy featured on that fight science show seemed like a bit of a karatecock.
by risingrk April 15, 2008
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golden cock

a person who re defines the word cock someone so stupid and rearded he/she is crowned the " golden cock "
A :does the queen live in england ?

B: shut up you nob fuck me you are a proppa golden cock
by Kieran11111111 February 27, 2009
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