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white skin disease

A terrible disease inherited genetically from white parents.

it can generally be diagnosed from a lack of melanin pigmentation, thus rendering your skin pink, or any color the weather endows upon you for the day.

Although ALL babies are born with blue eyes, this disease delays permanently the offset of eye development and coating. and thier eyes in some event remains blue through adolescence and continues with them till death.

possible skin colors include, but are not limited to green, blue,red, pink, purple, brown, tan, zebra, spotty, pimply, and several patterns.

usually, a person suffering from this disorder finds it hard to run, jump, participate in sports, sing, dance, make love properly, or maintain an erection.

the person also is usually in denial, and every summer, they make a mass migration to the most tropical regions to tan themselves till they get cancer so they can look more like the rest of human kind.

advantages
1. you can tell how the feel just by looking at them
a.blue - the patient is cold
b.green- the patient is possibly sick
c.brown-the patient has spent too long in the cold
d.red- the patient has been in the sun
e.purple- the patient might be suffocating
f.pink- the patient is ashamed.
g.ugly spotted mixture of pink red and white - thats the patient in normal color.

disadvantages
1.disproportionate tendency to molest kids
2.likely to be a social or sport failure
that boy changes color with the weather like a glow in the dark toy, hes got white skin disease
by mr 13374eva May 16, 2006
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White Willy Whacking

When 2 or more guys have a sword fight with their penis'!
Those guys over there were just white willy whacking!!!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009
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Big White Cloud

An object, such as a cloud, that causes an epiphany about life. Mainly seen when under the influence of psychedelic drugs.
Looking at that big white cloud changed me forever. I realized what I need to do in this life.
by The Big White Cloud March 23, 2011
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White people Sway

It's the thing that marching bands do (Majority white schools) usually while playing jazz/swing songs.

It involves spreading of legs, kicking of legs, back bending and playing your instrument really loud.

also known as park and blow
I'm black and I'm in the University of Florida band and we do the white people sway all the time.
by blkg8trbandmembr April 14, 2009
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Tall white person

Its a well known fact that all tall white people have huge dicks and are very muscular and handsome.
Tall white person: Did you see him, his dick must be huge!
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White Girl Butt

1) Usually, a stereotype & pejorative racial slur, originally used by some in the black and hip hop community, meant to depict the booties of most white women as being "unattractively" flat, or in some cases, just small.

2) The reality is though many white women's butts may not be as large as most black women's, most are not flat and stick out. White girl butts can come in all shapes and sizes, and plenty of white girls that are millennial or gen z have butts that are far from flat & sport curves & breasts as well.

Whether or not the butt isn't flat depends on hormones/fat deposition & muscle, more so than race. Environmental & childhood factors including parental absence & trauma play a role in sex hormones levels, in addition to genetics and race.

Having daddy issues in childhood can lead to bigger breast and butt size in females of any race, since they may increase estrogen levels & promote earlier puberty.
Black Guys: Damn, girl. That booty has it going on!
Bubble Booty White Girl: Stereotypes have taught me you black fellas love big butts (& cannot lie) & that white girls have sad little flat butts. You must be confused, please excuse my flat ass. I really wish we could date, but I'm just not your type.

Black Guy: Curse Sir Mix-A-Lot!!! Where my white girl butt at?
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
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white boys in effect

Monmouth County, NJ group of high school boys that think they are cool, but really, it is lame to have a posse name.
Hi, I'm Tobey, and I'm apart of white boys in effect.
by wifey March 25, 2005
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