A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.
Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."
by Mr. Chelios October 7, 2015
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A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
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Basically, someone stupid, or foolish who is aware that they are being/doing something stupid or foolish, but does it anyway.
Basically, someone stupid, or foolish who is aware that they are being/doing something stupid or foolish, but does it anyway.
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