Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019

Dick Maggots

Those little bugs that crawl around the end of your knob screaming “Skiddley doo doo”. Dick maggots are all homosexual so they love bareback.

Far out my Dick Maggots are itchy!!

by Derrick Rolland May 9, 2018

Dick Triangle

When a woman is down on her knees surrounded by three dicks. This forms a triangle.

Don’t get caught in a dick triangle.

by Next door shaman January 17, 2022

dick on lockdown

Dick on lockdown. ..woman who either got married...or engaged.
Woman controls who a man is banging.
Preferably her.

"She got that dick on lockdown!"

by Peaches R. September 25, 2017

Dick Love

When you are enamored with someone, and then bang, and then are even more so.

"With such an incredible penis, it was easy to fall in dick love with Gabe."

by Calimander December 2, 2018

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018