what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

What a Patrick!

When a killer in Dead by Daylight camps and/or tunnels. Named for the developer that said camping and tunnelling is skill.

That killer did nothing but camp and tunnel the entire match. What a Patrick!

by MommaDragon January 3, 2023

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

What the banana

A child friendly version of what the fuck

*kid dies*
Random person: “what the banana”

by ilikedogs January 8, 2023

what a fuck

a food particle kept in a throat usually after any type of eating

`have no throat,exactly!What a fuck has been caused again by the dinner,s food!I don,t feel great of such a lovely food I have eaten!!!

by now name January 13, 2023

What

A question used to seak clarification on the subject being discussed.

What? You've never played tuber simulator? You know it's fun, right? Now I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but give it a try, and then you can tell me if it's good or not. Not convinced yet? Okay, I'll cut you a deal. The game is available for free, and that's a great price!

by Heistwide October 16, 2019

Bruh what

The word phrase to use when a Person wants to end a conversation.

U just weren’t answering so I decided to tell u that u r a noob.....”bruh what”

by yaboinaynaybrown October 21, 2019