Jack standing

The act of masturbating while standing up

Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer

by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023

jacked friday

Another word for Black friday after thanksgiving used by thugs who go to the stores only to steal. since there are many more people there, it makes it easier to steal from the stores, therefore, the day is called "Jacked Friday",since they get away with what they stole almost all the time during that day

"tomorrow let's hit some licks... it's jacked friday and asset protection is too busy to catch us!"

by TheUDEditorsDontSuck November 29, 2013

Georgian Giggle-jack

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.

He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled

by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024

Not Jacking That

I’m not buying it. Not going for it

Doug said Mike won a million dollars last night playing lottery. Man he still lives with his mother I’m not Jacking that

by Dreamer of Yah October 4, 2021

Jack Moment

Finding excessive amounts of glitches in a video game

How have you found 24 glitches in one session? Jack Moment

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023

jack mckee

Jack Mckee is an incorrect way of spelling Jack Mcgee- the famous american television actor

Guy 1: I love Jack Mckee

Guy 2: You mean Jack Mcgee?

by Mr Frogman November 22, 2021

jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a very unbecoming and less than savory way and without any concern for those around them.

Did you see that guy? That is a total jack-twat!!

by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020