Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

Cum bubble

An incredibly great insult to call you’re children

Jimmy you are such a cum bubble

by Big boi bad man October 9, 2018

cum gutter

1. a group chat where extremely offensive, racist, vulgar memes are shared.

2. a friend group of drug addicts and alcoholics in a rehab facility (aka the cool kids) who evolved into an exclusive gang after bonding over the group chat

Girl: “bro, look at this racist meme!”
Guy: “holy shit that’s hilarious, send it to cum gutter.”

Nerd: *walks over to the lunch table where cum gutter is sitting*

Girl: “sorry, cum gutter only. you can’t sit with us you fucking LOSER”

by thelittlestrawberry January 18, 2022

cum rabbit

The after product of an attempted swallow after a blowie, except there's a sneeze and jizz shoots out of the mouth and both nostrils at the same time, making a bunny shaped jizz signature.

I spoffed in her mouth last night lads and there was a serious cum rabbit.

The cum rabbit Steph did last night made bigwig look like a fucking seagull

by benjibw September 23, 2022

Cum

A liquid that’s inside your balls

Do you think that blended pineapple mixed with cum would be yogurt?

by Adamsnon June 6, 2023

CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT

MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART

by MrOozer August 2, 2021

Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner's groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).

After our first date, she gave me the ole' Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.

by Somptin March 30, 2025