The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.

"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"

by Satanic man August 26, 2017

Chuckle-nutting

The act of ejaculating whilst laughing

I was chuckle-nutting whilst having sex with my boyfriend.

by Chuckle-nutter September 4, 2025

Bust a nut

Caught you in 4k 🤨💥

Bust a nut

by Bojler eladó August 4, 2023

Deez Nuts

Lol

Person 1: Do you like these nuts?
Person 2: ...Yes?
Person 3: Well, you might like; DEEZ NUTS

by Gato20 March 29, 2022

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Nut Pucker

A Child who seruptitiously pucks his nuts

I nut puckered your dad

by Hjjddgbbjj December 22, 2020

Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024