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New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)
Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies
by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
mugGet the New Zealandmug.

New York Cigarette

A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.
Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'

American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018
mugGet the New York Cigarettemug.

Fake news

Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
by nxghthawk October 1, 2023
mugGet the Fake newsmug.

new mats

Cool guy does a lot of drugs because he has 14 million in the bank he will most likely tell you that.
Hello my name is new mats and I've got 14 million in the bank.
by Dj wub wub October 5, 2020
mugGet the new matsmug.

New Nick

The guy who leaves the group to play pretend promotion , then comes back to eat meals with the group , and doesn't pay.
Did he pay for breakfast?
No , he's the new Nick.
Ok , cunt
by CaptainMick October 16, 2021
mugGet the New Nickmug.

News Booking

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.
Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.
by bxmith June 14, 2010
mugGet the News Bookingmug.

The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.
From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.
by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020
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