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Baby Doll Eyes

A person who's eyes are so dark, it looks they have the big, cute eyes of a baby doll. You may also not be able to tell which part of these said eyes are the iris or pupil.
Person One: Girl, have you seen Seth's eyes? They're, like so brown. Almost black! I could look into them for dayyyss

Person Two: Yeah, he totally has those Baby Doll Eyes. He is sooo cute!!!
by GrandmasterSmoke August 9, 2017
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drip down baby

A human baby conceived as a result of the semen ejaculated onto a woman's body after hand job, most often used in the context of a shower handy where gravity causes the sperm to "drip down" into the woman's nether regions.
Swole Bro 1: Did you hear Mandy got pregnant?
Swole Bro 2: Yeah bro, Brock told me it was a drip down baby.
Swole Bro 1: No way brah! He's got some strong swimmers
by branch9000 August 15, 2016
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Give the baby the iPad

When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.
Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.
by SemanticRealist August 7, 2017
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Put the baby in the nile

When you must commit to something without having good evidence it's the best course of action.
I committed the new code, sometimes you just have to put the baby in the nile.
by BitWarrior October 6, 2016
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DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.
My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.
by Buttanutt April 23, 2020
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Baby Chop Chop

A nickname given to a child when they decide to cut their own hair.
Baby baby chop chop, chopping off her hair. Baby baby chop chop, lying everywhere.
by Martini1267 July 17, 2019
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birth a food baby

Man I really have to birth a food baby after all that food!
by anniethedog December 4, 2014
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