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Tether ball

The act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of Viagra in order to make his penis erect. Once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own penis. Whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.
Hey do you wanna play Tether ball after school?
Yeah sure!!! But whose grandpa will we use?
by kwlab April 19, 2011
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Douche Balls

1. When a man's genitalia is fairly clean. Usually because the man is a germaphobe and cleans his tunk with a douche.

2. Slang. Negative slander used when something unpleasant has happened.
Girl: "Wow, that's pretty clean. You must have Douche Balls."
Guy: "Why yes, yes I do."

Guy One: "Ahh man, Our van was broken into and all our gear was stolen."
Guy Two: "Douche Balls..."
by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010
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Ball bearings

As Mark gets to his chance with Sophie he begins to worry about his large Ball bearings.

Id rather cut off My own Ball bearings than visit the doctor.
by Mrballbearing June 9, 2010
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ball pin

When a girl sqezzes your nuts as hard as she can.
Tom: OWW! She gave me a ball pin.
Greg: Eat some Frosted Flakes. They'll make you better cause thereee GREATTTT!
Tom: Your gay.
by Its Unbeliveable April 4, 2006
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slam ball

An easy girl to fuck. Sex is presumed to be as rough and bouncy as the alternative sport of the same name.
- Who was that slam ball I saw you with?
- Oh, just some slooter.
by jon vw April 30, 2006
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crinkle balls

by Torch3960 September 11, 2006
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ball buster

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