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Zucchini Penis 

A picture of a penis sent by Lord Zucchini over Xbox Live. It's one of many legends spawned by Gears of War, almost mythical in nature, but quite disturbing if you are on the receiving end.
I was quite disturbed when I opened my picture message and saw a Zucchini Penis.
Zucchini Penis by Raiden627 July 29, 2009

drill penis 

Extremely strong penis made to obliterate anything in its path. Rape victims will run at the sound of it.
Jason is so shaken up, like he got raped by a drill penis.

Georges penis 

A humongous body part that could RIP all the way through a woman's body if George isn't careful
Georges penis was soooooo good last night I could feel it in my stomach
Georges penis by Goldbennet123 April 6, 2019

My penis 

Something so short it doesn’t even exist
Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

Skyscraper Penis 

V1nce’s penis. The opposite is every furries penis oh wait they don’t have one. SUB TO V1nce Cuh
V1nce has a skyscraper penis

soup can penis 

A penis that is short in length but very girthey.
Dddaanngg girl my vagina hurts from all that soup can penis last night!
soup can penis by HandyJ January 25, 2014