Penis

A man's second brain.

My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.

by Borislav February 16, 2017

Penis Barrel

A severe medical condition that causes an enlarged prostate, normally linked to being either to horny, or the over usage f your timber.

Timmy won't be at school today because he was up to late and got a penis barrel.

by Jamaican funk February 26, 2017

snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.

That nigga had a Snapple penis.

by YaboiHaxx March 2, 2017

Skinny penis

A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.

Help me i have a skinny penis!
Can you stick inside my butt please?

by Idiotass March 5, 2017

penis munchies

Penis muchies
"Adjective"
"when a woman wants to be sexualy stimulated by the a male penis more often then usual"

Staci: geez Stephanie I need to find a guy and fuck him tonight.
Stephanie: girl shut your penis munchies haven ass up.

by YourNiggaSqualay April 30, 2016

penis munchies

When your high and want to blow someone.

Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?

by Galaxya May 1, 2016

penis munchies

the desire for penis

damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016