chinese shit

A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.

Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."

by Mr. Chelios October 7, 2015

Piece of Shit

Me

Person 1: Your a piece of shit
Me: I know

by SeagullGod April 23, 2019

Holy Shit

Something the Pope takes when he eats Mexican food

Pastor: Sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom taking a holy shit
Nun: PASTOR! LANGUAGE!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 19, 2009

shit-hole

The 45th President of The United States of America - Donald J. Trump

"Why are we having all these people from shit-hole countries come here?" Trump said, according to a Washington Post report citing two sources briefed on the meeting.

by He who cares about all humans. January 12, 2018

Shitting Bricks

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...

I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks

by NotRobert July 10, 2009

shit head

This is a good metaphor for a shit head: Someone who see's a pile of shit, KNOWS it's shit, but steps in it anyway.

Basically, someone stupid, or foolish who is aware that they are being/doing something stupid or foolish, but does it anyway.

He knew she had an STD, but he still fucked that chick anyway... Poor shit head...

by Acid Trip Alex December 23, 2010