New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?

There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

are you ready for ze new world order?

are you ready for ze new world order?

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!

by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025

Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and of which the person now has booze-generated amnesia.

Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news”

by thewordfarmer May 2, 2018

New Polynomers Country

A Discord server, owned and created by Polygon donut. because the original server had been hacked by a fucking roblox scam link
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement

polynomer 1: man i wonder what happened before New Polynomers Country was created
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.

by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 7, 2023

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

new inn

not anymore. well, its obviously on your mind, so go, now

if you looked this up, you really should be there instead, i think. thats called obsessive compulsive disorder, you know

by andrew stock (yes, that one) March 2, 2005

New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.

"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"

by bighanky May 2, 2024