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I had one but it died

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.
Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.
by Chap_Melf May 7, 2004
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I beg your pardon

When your a polite English gentleman and you can’t say fuck you or what the fuck.
Jeff the left handed homeless man:Wanker

King Sebastian the rich right handed man:I beg your pardon
by King man of England the 2.5 August 16, 2018
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I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life
by I love reddie September 25, 2019
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All I Want For Christmas

a song that sounds like a swarm of bees stabbing a screaming cat that's being strangled to death by another screaming cat. it's so fuking overplayed that you'll hear it before thanksgiving.
Person 1: (turns on radio)
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG
by whittlehorsey November 3, 2020
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I Don't Bend That Way

1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.

2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.
- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"

"I Don't Bend That Way!" No

- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
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I was havin' dem babies

An excuse for a long inexplicable absence.
e.g. someone was gone to the toilet for a very long time:
Person 1: Wow, where were you all this time?
Person 2: Oh, you know. I was havin' dem babies.
by SparkleGlitterCakes September 26, 2011
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i ain't did nothin

What every black person says as they are getting chased down and arrested.
"Dawg..I ain't did nothin!...what I did?!"

Police: why did you run?
Negro: I was scared man! I ain't did nothin!
by Sick of em all January 13, 2014
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