All over the place like a cheap biscuit mix

A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.

Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"

by NBA Spinna August 16, 2021

do i look like i fukin know

a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something

1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know

by do i look like i fukin know November 22, 2019

When the going gets tough they buckle like a belt

When facing adversity, some individuals rise up to meet the challenge. This antonym of a more well known phrase describes much the opposite—a person who cannot handle pressure and crumples (buckles) in the face of hardship, frequently leading to their own failure.

"I would say 'when the going get tough, the tough get going', but even though she studied for weeks, when Anna went in for the final test, she totally blew it."

"I'm not surprised, it's Anna after all. When the going gets tough, she buckles like a belt."
("When the going gets tough they buckle like a belt used" when in a sentence may include pronounces, or a name instead.)

by AmraKamra May 6, 2023

Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.

Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

you speak like a person who smells bad

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.

Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer October 5, 2018

Pound my ass like a marching band drum

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.

I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING

Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021