Do a Novak

When you have to pee really bad. Taken from San Diego charger's kicker Nick Novak who was televised peeing in a cup during a game on Nov. 27th 2011.

Excuse me . I have to do a Novak.

by JBCARLSBAD May 7, 2019

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

Doing a Leyonhjelm

Someone arrogantly and pigheaedly believes they know what is best, declaring victory early and failing like a poorly lined incontinence pad.

Why did David say he knew where he was going given he's led us directly into a dead end?

He is doing a Leyonhjelm

by Reigal IV May 13, 2019

Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.

Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.

by Gary Vee May 13, 2019

Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

Dads who do word of the day

Usually around a 50 year old male that attempts to send his kids to private school. Also one that might recycle a pogo stick

Dads who do word of the day usually sent the daily word to there family group chat

by 50 year old who plays golf August 10, 2019

Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.

Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!

by Noshbergh August 12, 2019