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Baby batter splatter

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby
We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter
by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021
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Curly head baby

A curly head baby is a peng girl who has naturally beautiful curly hair. She is usually mixed, asian, or black. Curly head babies are unique and mysterious girls. Sometimes, they will be the most confident girls, and sometimes they can't explain their feelings. Many people thin k they make a big deal of small issues, but they have their reasons. They love getting into trouble and laughing is their speciality. Curly head babies are so dank that you'll think they'll always be taken, but they play hard to get! If they choose you, consider yourself very lucky!
'who's that peng girl, the one who you were flirting with at break?'
'Ohh, I don't remeber her name, but she just joined the school. She's the lengest Curly head baby I've ever met! And guess what, she's not even taken! she's a player though!'
by DoritosLover June 15, 2019
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bread it up baby

similar to, “lets get this bread” but motivating someone to do something good for themselves

Example: getting a job, working out
I think I’m gonna hit the gym and try to lift heavier weights this time.”

“Hell yea! Bread it up baby!”
by kysmackenzie October 13, 2018
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Canadian Baby Shower

A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.

A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!
by Chuckster7411 December 27, 2014
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Baby Momma Code

Girl code modified specifically for mothers.
Used when dealing with other mothers, or fathers.
Her baby daddy was lying to her, so I let her know. I'd want to know if I was in her shoes. Thats just baby momma code.
by Animal in April 11, 2020
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Baby Dick Health

When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.
Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!

Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!

(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!
by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018
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pre-baby puppy

a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.

The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
by tylr83 April 13, 2011
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