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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.

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Royal Penis 

A penis of enormous proportions. The one that is too big to be concealed.

How big was he. He definitely had a royal penis.

Royal Penis by d$123456789 January 9, 2012

Tennis Penis

When you've taken viagra and it's been over four hours so you don't know what else to do with it.

Joel tends to suffer from Tennis Penis.

Tennis Penis by BreastNectar65 January 22, 2012

minecraft penis 

It is a thing in minecraft where you build a penis in minecraft with multiple materials

Guy 1: hey dude do u want to build a minecraft penis!
Guy 2: Nah do u know what those things are
Guy 1: YEP!
Guy 2: Ugh Fine I guess

minecraft penis by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018

wesley's penis 

The big būmjoody, the Nacho Lebrē. It can grow to 20 inches starting at 11 inches. This massive cock also penetrates women until they cum like a volcano. Most women start to cry because of the pain that comes through intercourse.

"Hey, today a I grew my own 'Wesley's Penis' & man, sex is great!"

"Look at that Wesley Penis! Cryky mate, it's so bloody rare."

wesley's penis by BlexLuthor February 11, 2014

german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action

This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.

german penis-pump by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006

Betrayed Penis 

When you fail to bust a nut due to lack of sufficient stimulation as your partner reachers their climax

"Dorothy my Jesus Piece hasn't gone off yet, put some minge around it will ya...I'm not putting up with a betrayed penis tonight!"

Betrayed Penis by Chu UK June 7, 2007