Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

Nut Tapping

when you strike a man's ball sack, or their nuts, with the back of your hand, it is a way to assert dominance. Coined and Invented by student Ella Cohen-Kashi of Stony Brook University.

"did you just see how ella has been nut tapping ryan shapiros nuts?"
"yea, that was so tuff of her"

by mynutsweretapped April 10, 2025

nut water

in regards to the 'water' that escapes the 'bottle' on a 'school bus'

no, dont bring anymore nut water to school eric!

by Nut water👅💦 November 16, 2018

nuts on your head

when a person name Lawrence shoves his nuts into his mom's mouth

Last night i put my nuts on your head.

by BDM!(&% May 14, 2018

three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players

That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut

by 1willy April 8, 2011

language nut

A website made by osama bin ladens daughter that teaches kids how to bomb prisons like school

Language nut bombed melior yesterday

by Meliorsucks February 23, 2021

No nut November

Something stupid teen boys do

It is literally meaningless

He is leaving his girlfriend unsatisfied because of no nut November

by Brolanderrrrrrrtr November 1, 2021