Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021

CUM

Refers to the 3 DeFi cryptocurrencies COMP, UNI, MKR.

"Did you choose CUM?"
"No, I prefer ASS over CUM."

by decentraleo January 6, 2021

scraby-cum

A type of cum so sharp it gives you a scrab, or causes a scrabbydy

Your scraby-cum made me a scrabbydy on my knee

by ScrabbydyDoo January 6, 2021

Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with

You might not want to touch that cum blanket

by User7372649 January 6, 2021

Bee Cum

Bee Cum is a synonymous term for pollen in a flower.

Person 1: *touches flower, and feels something sticky inside of it*
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *snickers* Bee Cum.
*Person 1 and Person 2 begin to laugh uncontrollably*

by That1Memethatneverdies January 8, 2021

Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."

Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"

by Iced Cummies January 9, 2021

Cum Pie

When two men have an organs at the same time, but instead of cum, their asses open up, and a pie filled with fresh cum appears. Once they take it out, their asses close. They eat it for the rest of the night.

Harry: Umm... Larry... Why did a cum pie just come out of your ass? Why is it white filling?!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!

by NoobDood1576 January 9, 2021