by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009
Get the clubbin baby seals mug.Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013
Get the Baby Fist Dick mug.It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.
Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!
by nasboss August 27, 2014
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Get the birth a food baby mug.A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.
A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!
by Chuckster7411 December 27, 2014
Get the Canadian Baby Shower mug.Noun \ˈkrī-iŋ ˈbā-bē ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm\
Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).
Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).
Medic/Nurse: “Welcome to the Emergency Department. How can I help you?”
Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”
Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”
Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”
Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
Get the Crying Baby Syndrome mug.A term used to describe a method of contraceptive that prevents actual babies from being produced.
Also used to refer to a kid masturbating and having the ejaculation land in their belly button.
Also used to refer to a kid masturbating and having the ejaculation land in their belly button.
by daanvice April 8, 2015
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