Time management

A well timed quickie between other activities.

I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

by Urbancorgis June 9, 2018

times square boogaloo

When a group of vagabonds surround late night revelers in the street and force them to do various acts.

Brendan and his friends had been drinking heavily. When they walked down the street, late at night, they were surrounded by homeless people and forced to strip and bark like dogs. The group yelled at the revelers. ‘Welcome to the Times Square boogaloo’ you drunk pieces of shit.

by Kobrakys June 11, 2018

Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

bread time

The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.

Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.

by Cicciofer December 20, 2017

waste time

To masturbate, jerk off.

The afternoon was so boring that I devoted myself to waste time thinking of a girl living nearby.

by Freefaller fogey December 22, 2017

Budda Time

A stage of which (usually men) approaches after jerking off.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.

Firefighter 1 : Your house is burning down!
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

Ritchie time

If you think nigga time is bad you now nothing of the ritchie time could be hours could be days you never know

When your dealing with ritchie time you might as well take a nap

by Stonedarrow December 26, 2017