Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025

Party Hat

That one person in your tribe who is always happy and ready to make some bad decisions.

Make sure Party Hat is not the designated driver tonight!

by Cookieporn June 6, 2018

Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people

I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party

by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020

Blizzard Party

When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.

There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".

by Crossbridge Crew March 13, 2024

splatter party

A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.

May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.

Jaime got to observe his first glass bottom boating at the splatter party last weekend.

by Female Troubles April 6, 2017

Scratch party

In down time you and your co workers sit around scratching your netherworlds. Then with the SAME hand you scratch your eyes. Two days later everyone is out sick with conjunctivitis

Oh Mary c allied out sick again. Twice this month she went to a scratch party

by Kel02189 August 13, 2020

Crash Party

Ironic, a non-party which develops in virtual worlds when avatars are thrown awkwardly together at random due to being redirected to a hub site during a teleport malfunction.

I was trying to teleport up to my skybox and I wound up at a crash party with three giant lizards and a naked gnome.

by kerfoofle November 8, 2010