color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 04, 2022

Holy Hoe

Holy Hoe is your new goddess. Her favorite mantra is "Hoe, don't do it", but actually she's just waiting for you to mess up everything in everyone's lives. In short, she's the goddess of chaos. She loves drama, she is a hater, but we all love her as she is. The Holy Hoe's disciples always ask themselves this question : "Wait, why do I love her that much ?" Also she is super shy and will be a blushing virgin if you only say to her « coucou »

Hey Holy Hoe, do you have gossip ?

by LuciferLordOfHell January 25, 2018

how to get the hoes

you don't

why can't I I know how to get the hoes?

because you are on urban dictionary

by himolton April 29, 2024

Superman that hoe

Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.

When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!

If you want to get her back, "Superman that hoe" and take a picture to show your boys.

by KrayzieKracka December 10, 2017

Shipping Hoe

A character/person you ship with a lot of other characters/ people at the same time (not necessarily in just one relationship)

Person A: Do you ship Clace or Jimon?

Person B: I ship Jace with everybody. He's my shipping hoe.

by Kwak_ling January 08, 2018

His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 25, 2021

dustbin hoe

A woman with no self respect, who uses her body to get the things she needs to get

She’s such a dustbin hoe using all those people

by Joshavfc96 November 01, 2020