by man15 May 7, 2004
Get the phone sex mug.me and my friends have like every color jelly bracelet there is and and we dont do the stupid stuff that adult's say they mean, we joke around about it but we dont do anything. parents are makeing there own kids look like sluts and most of us aren't i understand why parents would be worryed but you sould at least give your kids the benefit of the doubt i mean think about it your going to ban a rubber bracelet?! kids could just draw a line on there wrist and say if a guy touchs it then they get a blow job or something then what are you going to do ban that to? what have we learned over the years if you tell your kids they can't do something what do they do? go out and do it, right? so if you ban these more kids will actually do these stupid meanings just to rebel aginst there parents, i mean think about it most of you rebeled against your parents so do you really think kids today are going to listen?!
mom: stacy you cant wear those sex bracelets any more.
girl: but mom i dont do anything,
mom: stacy you can't wear them!
girl: fine! (girl walk's out door and go's to a park)
guy: (snap's girls bracelet) black means sex right?
girl: i dont... i mean yeah do you wanna go over there?
guy: (smiles) yeah lets go
would you want you daughter to do that?
girl: but mom i dont do anything,
mom: stacy you can't wear them!
girl: fine! (girl walk's out door and go's to a park)
guy: (snap's girls bracelet) black means sex right?
girl: i dont... i mean yeah do you wanna go over there?
guy: (smiles) yeah lets go
would you want you daughter to do that?
by Celia B. B. November 3, 2006
Get the sex bracelets mug.a form of sex in which the penis is inserted into the vagina(doggy style fasion), then pulled from the vagina and inserted in the anus. Then pulled from the anus and put in the vagina once again. This process is repeated at double the rate of average humping in order to simulate sex in both areas at the same time, aka double penetration.
by j stim August 11, 2004
Get the anuginal sex mug.A Miller Lite, Bud Light, or other light beer served in a bottle with one sip replaced with a shot or half shot of vanilla flavored vodka (Svedka, Smirnoff, Stoli, etc.) Put your thumb on the top and gently flip the bottle over to mix. Tastes like cupcakes.
by brokedownman July 19, 2010
Get the birthday sex mug.When a man is penetrating his partner from behind, he wraps one arm around her waist, lays the other across her back and gets a handful of hair, purposely calls out the wrong name, and then tries to hold on for seven seconds (the amount of time a cowboy must stay on a bucking bronco).
"While we were doing it last night, I called Katie Erin, and then it was time for some serious rodeo sex."
by PimpmasterD July 25, 2008
Get the rodeo sex mug.when one sticks ones member up another members bum hole..... can also be used with a female contraption of a strap on!!
should be done with caution: side effects include shitting out blood for a few days after.... lubrication neccessary!!
by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004
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