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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
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Friend Zone Body

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.
Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.
by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018
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was friend

or was friend/s

those people whom you and them had been friends for only a short span of time. or maybe even a long time but it just stopped suddenly or intentionally, by not noticing and talking to each other anymore ;

you wouldn't know if they still know you.
as i walk through the hall, i saw x and y, my was friends.
by Kendragoooon December 9, 2017
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Abuse your friend day

An international holiday where people must abuse their friends in whatever way possible. It is celebrated on the 23rd February annually.
Abuse your friend day is coming up soon.
by DCVBREFD February 18, 2023
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Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
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fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.
guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
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Friend postponed

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
1. Guy- Hey I like you

Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
by Minor October 13, 2019
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