Window Cat

Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.

I passed three window cats on my way to school. I'm blessed.

by SADpringles September 11, 2020

Cats

Blep

Cats are great bro sans

by Nathan@rogercitymi September 14, 2020

cat adams

cat adams is a hitwoman on criminal minds who put spencer reid trough way too much shit but I still love her. she is played by Aubrey plaza.

did you hear about the dad and his daughter who were kidnapped?
yes I think cat adams arranged it

by Amay2478 September 15, 2020

Cats

Fluffy footed animal

Hey look there's fluffy footed cats over there

by Fluffy footed chicken September 19, 2020

Cat

Young little dolphins that have evolved into baby turtles with skinny buttholes

I threw my cat in the deep fryer

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Cat

a substance that flows freely but is of constant volume, having a consistency like that of water or oil.

"cats are Liquid."

by scientist 101 September 21, 2020

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020