Big fat monkey mama

A woman or feminine large man are over weight and a rude, racists, mean, fat, giving front pussy lookin ahh teacher.
by Notarealperaon March 09, 2022
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Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.
Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2022
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A reference to extreme cold. According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term “brass monkey” and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey’s extremities, appears to have originated in the book “Before the Mast” by C.A. Abbey published in 1857. It was said that it was so cold that it would “freeze the tail off a brass monkey.”. The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls.
The first taxi man George encountered in Brooklyn said, "It is cold fit to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
by Vigfus January 16, 2016
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a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.
by paul of death November 23, 2003
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three wise monkeys

Very very sleazy, cheezey bar in Sydney.
"Let's go to the 3 wise monkey's tonight."
"Ahhhhh helllllzzzzz no muh-fucka, let's go to GAS."
by Diego July 18, 2003
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pub monkey

An insult towards Irish, Irish-American, Irish-Australian, ect., people.
"Hey look at that little pub monkey mick!"
by Heaston MacLhwyd October 30, 2006
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anal hole raping butt monkey

When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole
Ryan is such a anal hole raping butt monkey
by beltrussel December 05, 2010
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