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tarte de cum 

A tarte de cum is a cum tart.
One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!
tarte de cum by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
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powdered cum 

powdered cum is dried and finely-ground cumgasms from other guys' used rubbers, jockstraps, or jacked out of them that a guy snorts like cumcaine.
I snorted some powdered cum and it gave me a hard-on!
powdered cum by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

drowning in cum 

After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.
Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!
drowning in cum by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart 

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.
car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.
A bunch of us cadets went to a drive-in, and I spent my time eating car-cum!
car-cum by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021