I like your shoelaces

A Supernatural reference widely used to distinguish Tumblr users from non-Tumblr users, the correct response being, "Thanks, I stole them from the president." A conversation between Dean Winchester and Ben Braeden.

Person 1: "I like your shoelaces!"
Person 2: "Thanks, I stole them from the president."

by Angel of Thursday July 12, 2018

i shit my pants

can someone help me clean it up please?

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.

by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

I will send you to Jesus

what an Asian says while holding a sandal threatening you to death.

"I will send you to Jesus" said Dumbledore calmly.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

I love the 90's

Show on VH1 that many people in their late teens can remember the best era in time, the 90's.

I Love the 90's!

by Ka June 15, 2004

Bitch-I-Own-U

Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)

"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"

by BITCH-I-OWN-U August 27, 2008

You fly I buy

A term generally used requesting another person drive and you will pay for yours and there purchase.

Damn, we're out of beer. You fly I buy?

by Buster Alpha July 26, 2014

i love you 3000

;spoilers;

an emotional, tear jerking line used by tony stark's daughter, morgan stark to tony. which was later used in tony's hologram.

marvel gotta stop making us cry tbh like woah

morgan : 'i love you 3000'

by stopmakingmecry-ily3000 May 6, 2019