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Silver Shits

The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."
I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.
by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011
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shit is narrow

:when things go/get bad, when life goes pear shapped, when your whole world is turned up side down, when things go from bad to worse, when the money is tight, when the lights are out, when the bills are due
:when some is narrow-minded, or hypocritical
:can also be used literality to describe a nasty shit, poop, dump, doo-doo or crap
--can also use shits narrow shit gets narrow
"sorry i can't go out tonight...all my bills are due...shit is narrow ..."
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"that guy is a real loser, his shit is so narrow, he only wants to talk about himself and he doesn't care what anyone says"
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"after all that drinking last night my shits narrow"
by the mandino November 29, 2006
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shit shopper

A person who only buys junk food at the supermarket.
That fat slob never eats anything healthy. He's a real shit shopper.
by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015
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mouth shit

to puke or vomit many times in a projectile manner
damn that girl just mouth shat everywhere!
subway smells delicious but when you leave it smells like you mouth shit all over yourself.
by Cockasaurus rog June 5, 2009
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shit willy

1. shit willy (n.) -A form of horseplay in which a person sticks a finger into their ass and then into someone else's ear and twists rapidly for annoyance. The distant cousin of the "wet willy."

2. shit willy (n.) - Slang for a the sexual acts of having anal sex and then ear sex in close succession.

3. shit willy/shit willied (v.) - The act of giving someone a shit willy, whether it be from either definition.
1. Bryce gave me a noogie yesterday, so I waited until he was looking the other way, I stuck my finger up my butt and gave his ear a mean shit willy.

2. Me and her did the shit willy last night, so boy am I really sore and she is having trouble hearing.

3. I shit willied the hell out of her and gave her one mean ear infection. You know what they say, once you go black you go deaf.
by tinkerjax October 21, 2011
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shit nutted

it's a past-tense verb. this occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind you actually take a shit and bust a nut at the same time. this usually occurs as an accident, but those who are extra freaky my try to do it.

this takes the wet spot to a whole new level.
for those that try to do it and know it's coming, they can always exclaim to their sexual partner, "baby, i'm about to shit nut" or when they finish, they can say, "oooo i shit nutted"...
by fireball roberts September 28, 2007
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shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.
Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
by jvongrill September 29, 2008
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