shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.

Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!

by jvongrill September 29, 2008

Shit tanked

Six or more hours of the combination of a lot of beer followed by straight shots of whatever liquor is available. Usually followed by dancing in the middle of a dance circle and singing sexual explict karaoke songs. Ended with taking any girl that is willing to poundtown.

I got shit tanked last night.

Hey Big B lets get shit tanked tonight.

by LVPC December 18, 2008

Lethal Shit

The not so immense but oh so intense shit that'll make you quake and you best believe it aint fake.

Jeff: That nigga slash-7 said he wasnt honor but turns out that bitch's name is connor El3M3NT: Oh Shi- Jeff: Yeah I spit that lethal shit!

by NHCW February 1, 2009

shit clock

the amount of time you're in the restroom before people realize you're taking a shit.

I was at this chicks house and I really had to shit. I tried to beat the shit clock but I didn't make it. she totally knew.

by Harold Balzonya November 30, 2014

shit string

After a dog eats his blanket he will have a shit string the next day.

When my dog had a shit string brian put on a pair of surgical gloves and pulled it out.

by blizzardmtn December 17, 2014

Shit dick

When a person has had anal sex and has remnants of fecal matter on their penis.
Gay people and straight people get shit dick.

Person one( so she let me in her back door and when i was done there was shit all on my dick

Person two( damn u got shit dick

by lil kendrick January 25, 2015

chinese shit

A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.

Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."

by Mr. Chelios October 7, 2015